Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass
shut up you fucking nerds
You know when you say something, and you immediately just want to clap your hand over your mouth to stop any more words because those ones that escaped were just so NO DON’T that you don’t wan to fuck up anymore and it’s just…
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
What would the folks picking up the “etcetera” wristbands be possibly looking for, then?
One must wonder…
Who cares what the fox says? It’s the squirrel that has all the moves.
beautiful fouettes en tournau in a FAT SQUIRREL SUIT.
this is SKILL, people.
this is Steven McRae of the Royal Ballet and if you’re impressed with what he can do in a squirrel suit, you should see him dance out of it.
wouldn’t that thing to put on your resumee?
can dance in a full-bodied squirrel suit